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November 2010
4 posts
Googling ways to politely delete people from...
Priorities = good
Nationalism is an immensely dangerous thing
So for the love of all that is good in this world, no more Southern Cross tattoos.
New pseudo-blog
http://covenantedennui.tumblr.com/
October 2010
8 posts
Aus - trail - ya
I do have a certain affection towards bogans, affection that entails using my video camera from a safe distance. That said, one thing I cannot stand, under any circumstance ever, is when the quintessential Aussie bogan comes out with ‘Aus - trail - ya’.
It may be the case that I am a nazi of proper pronunciation, but that withstanding, it’s ‘AUSTRALIA’. Bogans, I...
Cannonised
Despite my preconceived notion that some motherfucker was being shot out of a cannon, a deceased woman (Mary Mackillop) became a catholic saint because she had cured the incurable with the power of prayer. Whatever.The immensity of my disappointment was quickly dispelled by the claims that Mary had healed their loved ones.
Woman: We prayed to her when my son had (curable disease) and he was...
I love being a homo
It makes it ok to say faggot; And I do enjoy saying faggot.
September 2010
23 posts
MUST PRACTICE KEEPING A SHITTY JOB FOR LONGER THAN...
But then again, pedantic manager lady did tell me my haircut was unacceptable, unprofessional and that I had to fix it. It’s Woolworths. No one is going to stop buying groceries because one cashier has an undercut.
I am an awesome cashier by the way. My conversational skills are border line amazing. But I like my hair much more than I like working at Woolworths. It seems trivial, but...
Thanks Harvey.
Draft #1: Profound and provocative
Draft #2 (identical to Draft #1): Self indulgent, irrelevant, lacks depth
Really? Really Ms. Harvey?
Mark Wahlberg and David Letterman in one...
I feel the need to apologise to my television.
TV, I apologise for inadvertently forcing you to project so many douchebags in such a short time span.
"...getting kissed by John Howard, that was pretty...
Lolwut?
2 camels in a tiny car
whereverwhateverhaveaniceday-de asked: I was being an Australian bogan. It was quite obviously dig at illiterate tweenz.
korneliathecreator-deactivated2 asked: marriage is symbolic. it's a symbol for commitment and the willingness to be with someone for ever.
i think that's very romantic..on the other hand i totally get your point.
whatever. nice article.
x
i think that's very romantic..on the other hand i totally get your point.
whatever. nice article.
x
Love don't last in this graceless age.:... →
So there are an exponentially large amount of blogs, where in which the description contains the phrase ‘I post whatever inspires me’. In some cases, this is a legitimate statement. However, most of the time it bears no truth whatsoever (which apparently isn’t a real word, a debate for another…
Wow, you said ‘aye’. That means you’re either a) being a super bogan...
August 2010
6 posts
1 tag
Marriage
I realise this makes me the anti-christ of homosexuals, however I cannot understand why anyone would want to get married. It’s perfectly understandable for a marginalised group to want equal rights and all that jazz but marriage…. of all things?
Legally, the same rights should be applicable to all people regardless of creed, race, sexuality, bra size etc. Morally, recognition as a...
July 2010
9 posts
