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The glasses John Lennon wore when he got shot, 31 years ago...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwyuwfGYe1qdfawlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The glasses John Lennon wore when he got shot, 31 years ago today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/14113417546</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/14113417546</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:25:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This happened during the holidays, a good thing. Turned out...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lKni5tLRDTs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This happened during the holidays, a good thing. Turned out well.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/7533564622</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/7533564622</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:47:15 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>youtube</category><category>fun</category><category>friday</category><category>all</category><category>days</category><category>fuck</category><category>really</category><category>long</category><category>time</category><category>justin beiber</category><category>asdhioshdf</category><category>have some tags</category><category>west end</category><category>brisbane</category><category>transcendental</category><category>holy</category><category>wow</category><category>black</category><category>barbie</category><category>political</category><category>correct</category><category>more</category><category>tags</category><category>must</category><category>watch</category><category>good</category><category>important</category><category>great</category><category>australia</category></item><item><title>cold-blood:

STOP SCROLLING. This is about saving a girls life....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln4y2fmf1Q1qcfutjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cold-blood.tumblr.com/post/6752216992" target="_blank"&gt;cold-blood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;STOP SCROLLING.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt; &lt;br/&gt;This is about saving a girls life. Kahlia Wilson goes to my school and is in year 12.  She got cancer in her pelvis when she was only 13 years old, and after beating it once it has come back in her chest.  Regular medicine is not an option anymore and she needs to travel to Perth for radical cancer treatment.  This treatment will cost her family $30,000, money they just don’t have. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;If you have a heart, PLEASE donate at &lt;a href="http://www.curekahlia.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.curekahlia.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.curekahlia.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;If you can’t donate, reblog this, or forward this to people on Facebook, and Twitter.&lt;br/&gt;To watch the full story, &lt;a href="http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/vic/watch/25694058/" target="_blank"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/6756837277</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/6756837277</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 11:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrfbvD2HQ1qc1g8zo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1616806364</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1616806364</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:54:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Googling ways to politely delete people from Facebook</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Priorities = good&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1608765559</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1608765559</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:55:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nationalism is an immensely dangerous thing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So for the love of all that is good in this world, no more Southern Cross tattoos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1479514300</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1479514300</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 10:07:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New pseudo-blog</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://covenantedennui.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://covenantedennui.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://covenantedennui.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1470258654</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1470258654</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 08:21:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aus - trail - ya</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I do have a certain affection towards bogans, affection that entails using my video camera from a safe distance. That said, one thing I cannot stand, under any circumstance ever, is when the quintessential Aussie bogan comes out with &amp;#8216;Aus - trail - ya&amp;#8217;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It may be the case that I am a nazi of proper pronunciation, but that withstanding, it&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8216;AUSTRALIA&amp;#8217;. Bogans, I respect your desire to immerse yourself in your carefully constructed sub culture of Holden Commodores and Rugby shorts that sit delicately under your well rounded beer belly&amp;#8230; However, it doesn&amp;#8217;t give you the right to have verbal input. Because quite simply, you&amp;#8217;ve fucked our reputation over enough already - at least allow us the correct pronunciation of the country we live in.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1406579684</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1406579684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 09:15:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lau7tmdRi01qbpzyyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1397006156</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1397006156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 05:21:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cannonised </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Despite my preconceived notion that some motherfucker was being shot out of a cannon, a deceased woman (Mary Mackillop) became a catholic saint because she had cured the incurable with the power of prayer. Whatever.The immensity of my disappointment was quickly dispelled by the claims that Mary had healed their loved ones. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woman: We prayed to her when my son had (curable disease) and he was healed!&lt;br/&gt;Reporter: Orly?&lt;br/&gt;Woman: Ya rly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just un-fucking-believable. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1343760610</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1343760610</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:18:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9sghzLLLS1qzgeemo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1256138167</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1256138167</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:39:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9rccalYG21qacskho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1256276191</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1256276191</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:28:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love being a homo</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It makes it ok to say faggot; And I do enjoy saying faggot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1255475389</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1255475389</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:41:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9lfxpvAiL1qzekdio1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1253461781</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1253461781</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:11:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9lfeuElsp1qzezj5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1251040756</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1251040756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:55:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>suicidewatch:

Greg Ginn
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9kltoaFp61qzezj5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://suicidewatch.tumblr.com/post/1219582436/greg-ginn" target="_blank"&gt;suicidewatch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Greg Ginn&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1219724625</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1219724625</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:23:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MUST PRACTICE KEEPING A SHITTY JOB FOR LONGER THAN 3 MONTHS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;But then again, pedantic manager lady did tell me my haircut was unacceptable, unprofessional and that I had to fix it. It&amp;#8217;s Woolworths. No one is going to stop buying groceries because one cashier has an undercut. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am an awesome cashier by the way. My conversational skills are border line amazing. But I like my hair much more than I like working at Woolworths. It seems trivial, but she&amp;#8217;s asking me to &amp;#8216;even out&amp;#8217; my hair&amp;#8230;this can only allude to my head being completely shaven. No, just no.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Potential ways to quit (if I&amp;#8217;m not already fired):&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t enjoy working under pirates&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Coles has better air conditioning &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I have homework&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1208788293</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1208788293</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:49:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9b7vdbl531qawqbso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1202013552</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1202013552</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 22:01:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Thanks Harvey.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Draft #1: Profound and provocative&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Draft #2 (identical to Draft #1): Self indulgent, irrelevant, lacks depth&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Really? Really Ms. Harvey?  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1163547752</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1163547752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:12:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mark Wahlberg and David Letterman in one screenshot</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel the need to apologise to my television.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TV, I apologise for inadvertently forcing you to project so many douchebags in such a short time span.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1156666807</link><guid>http://ultrawhiteplains.tumblr.com/post/1156666807</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:33:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
